Archive for category Shit
Bear Party
Posted by GrosPenor in Photos and Pictures, Shit on July 11, 2011
so we were at this bear party
and that’s why we haven’t put up more video yet
wethey sucked a lot of cocks. and we even saw your mom there.
she’s hung like a horse and goes by the name of frances fuckwad.
this is why you fuck
Because I slap you in the face with that shit
Because even though you’re bleeding I rape
And then we felch the bloodsperm from your hole
You like it, bitch.
the dingleberries bristol
yellow like your mom’s chevy
watch this, it’s heavy
i gunna break down your pants
fuckin’ rock yo sack, natch
up and down and on the ground
I fuck your bitch’s stinking mound
those who know me know me well,
and if they don’t then go to hell
Post Traumatic Stress
Posted by GrosPenor in Marine Corpse 'Originals', Movies and Clips, Shit on July 5, 2011
This is what happens when you take too much acid and your dick falls off.
Lard, please don’t kill me, I know I fucked up the resolution on this one. Grah. Originally supposed to be 720p, if I feel like waiting hours for it to rerender I’ll fix it sometime.
Farting Out Shingles
There was something strange about that hair.
It looked as if a cloud of semen had decended.
Of course, I had jizzed in it, tee hee!
I just CAME IN YOUR MOM’S HAAAIIIR!
The Best Drumming EVARRR
Posted by GrosPenor in Marine Corpse 'Originals', Movies and Clips, Shit on July 3, 2011
Fisting, or How to Keep Your Readers Busy While Waiting On Content
fisting. I like fisting. did you read the EULA?
A Fistful of Ballhairs
Posted by GrosPenor in Photos and Pictures, Shit on May 25, 2011
My name is Clit Eatswood and my nostril is flared menacingly!
Now is the time for all good men to develop herpes, gout, and a club foot, in that order. All those who refuse me oral sex shall be punished.
Likqur reeVEW
Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
He buys a can of whoop ass at the store, and then
he opens it up and out comes a fucking violent spray
of despair and everyone dies. haha. yes, everyone
dies…