This is pretty fucking hot, although I’m sure it would be a terrible smite to one’s masculinity to have one’s woman be more interested in GAMING than THE FAT COCK.

1. If my dick had a name, what would it be?
2. If I were to put my dick in your mouth while you were sleeping, how would you feel?
3. How many of your friends like my dick too?
4. How many times a day do you think about my dick?

Forward this awesome survey to all your friends.