Microsoft. To some, evil corporation, to others (including myself) just another organism doing what it does best – eating other organisms and attempting to better itself through (seemingly random) experimentation (that generally doesn’t work.)

Apparently Microsoft at one point (back when nobody was actually using their browser, and those that were – like me – were on dialup and weren’t interested in no sluggish multimedia shit) attempted to create a Comic Chat application, sort of a precursor to non-gaming MUD-type things like Furcadia and Habbo, where you interacted with other users by the means of 2D computer generated template cartoons. Yes, it was sort of like an early version of Morning Glory Comics – you simply typed something, and your character (in its frozen and repeated pose) would say it. Despite the yiffers jerking off to the animals and such, most of us would have found this shit boring, but it’s actually quite the nostalgia piece. Why? Because I fucking said so, and now you need to perform fellatio upon my massive and enormous cock for even suggesting that I don’t know what I’m talking about, you filthy fucking whore.