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After the Party

There’s nothing worse than waking up with a hangover, puke all over your bed, cocks drawn all over the walls of your house, and some bitch passed out in your dresser.

Actually it’s a photo called The Mung Pie 3 by a photographer named Alison Brady, but fuck all of you and your lack of imagination.

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Anal Balm

Is your ass balmy or is it just me?

I have a confession to make. Sometimes I just come up with a topic and then see what random shit comes up in an image search.

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I Don’t Always Obey Every Traffic Law…

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Somebody Didn’t Think This Through…

You spilled your tree!

Yes, the chick's name is Suk Koch of SUK & KOCH Media (even better, the address is sukkoch.com!) HAW! HAW! …unless *gasp* it’s…intentional?

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Hooray for Teenage Sex


Youngest family EVARRRR!? Read more

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Soviet Monkey Penis Man

Serge Abrahamovitch Voronoff was a French surgeon of Russian extraction who gained fame for his technique of grafting monkey testicle tissue on to the testicles of men for purportedly therapeutic purposes while working in France in the 1920s and 1930s.

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Shut Your Fucking Dick, Uncle Bongface!

I don’t always fart when I cum, but when I do you better follow me around with your lips to my asshole, bitch.

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MECH WARRIOR MEOW

MEOWMECH

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cheeky fartnuggett

The angriest baby in the whole world.

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Look…

…at what my dick did to my fleshlight! It tore the hymen, and even caused some serious tearing. Is this supposed to happen?

The way I figure it, either a) my cock is really huge, b) this is supposed to simulate deflowering a teenage girl, or c) my cock is really huge.

There’s a slight chance that this toy is a cheaply made overpriced piece of crap.

But damn my cock feels good.

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