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Have a great time, and don’t bother me when I’ve been drinking. I’ll rip out your heart and feed it to your children.
#1 by Spatula Presiding on August 22, 2010 - 12:33 pm
I have to go, but let me know if having this show up at the top on every page is stupid. Feel free to just pull the post. I just thought it would be good for people to have something consistent to identify with before being subjected to our bullshit.
#2 by Spatula Presiding on October 21, 2010 - 5:33 pm
I just wanted to say that the new ‘mature content’ warning is fuckin’ awesome. However, if I took this post down I would feel less cool. Thus, I am leaving it well enough alone.
#3 by PIG FUCKER on January 21, 2011 - 11:27 pm
I WANT TO RAPE, KILL AND EAT A SMALL CHILD MAKE RAVIOLI AND SHIT INTO YOUR SECOND ABORTIONS MONUTH SO I CAN USE THAT AS A SUPPOSITORY AND SHIT PUKE IT INTO YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHERS PUSSY AFTER I EAT THE MAGGOTS FROM YOUR DEAD GRANDPAS ASSHOLE!
#4 by GrosPenor on January 23, 2011 - 5:02 pm
To which Penis Jesus replied, “Let there be fucking.” And it was good.
#5 by Pirana81 on March 24, 2011 - 8:36 am
Msg to pig fucker..
do ya find that approach usualy works?? (“.)
i also wanna know.. spatula presiding.. is ur pic real?? (“,) lol
yes..the mature content, warning is cool!
im quite intreagued to see whats going to be on here next….
#6 by GrosPenor on March 24, 2011 - 11:22 am
Thank you kindly for stopping by! As you can see, we’re just OVERFLOWING with comments…
I’m not too sure that we even know what’s to come, heh, but we’ll keep on beating our heads against the wall of stupidity and see what results.
I’ll let Spatula handle all inquiries related to his phallus…
#7 by Spatula Presiding on March 24, 2011 - 5:40 pm
The answer to your very important question is dependent on a complex variety of factors. To break it down:
If you have a positive opinion of the individual featured in the picture, it’s totally me and yes, I’m taking appointments.
If, conversely, you think he looks like a sleazy, narcissistic assbag, that’s totally not me and also I am everything good that he is not, and most importantly way bigger (if you catch my lasagna). I am still taking appointments.
#8 by Pirana81 on March 24, 2011 - 3:22 pm
well..just waisted bout 40 mins of my life watchin ya vids..n..stuff.. what ever next??
#9 by GrosPenor on March 24, 2011 - 3:27 pm
MOAR CONTENT! I will flog our team of monkeys in the newsroom and they shall soon churn out more content for your viewing pleasure.
#10 by Pirana81 on March 25, 2011 - 2:15 pm
yes! flog those monkeys damn it! was quite rorcusly drunk when looked at this site yesterday.. so am afraid to look further.. scared as to what my comments may say..
#11 by GrosPenor on March 25, 2011 - 2:35 pm
Hah, nothing is inappropriate here. (Perhaps kiddie porn, leaked diplomatic cables, and pirated software, we’re rather fond of our asses.) Not to mention half of our content is probably produced whilst drunk or baked.
#12 by Pirana81 on March 25, 2011 - 2:17 pm
Hmmm, spatular presiding.. im still pondering as to my opinion… (“,)