and welcome. You have arrived at the Alpha and the Omega. If you’re a bit confused, please click on ‘About’ just above this post.
If you are a newcomer, please feel free to examine our growing collection of articles, colloquially known as “shit”. To your right, you will find connections to the various topics and features that we can be bothered with.
If you’re a returning worshiper, then please run amok as usual.
Have a great time, and don’t bother me when I’ve been drinking. I’ll rip out your heart and feed it to your children.
There’s nothing worse than waking up with a hangover, puke all over your bed, cocks drawn all over the walls of your house, and some bitch passed out in your dresser.
Actually it’s a photo called The Mung Pie 3 by a photographer named Alison Brady, but fuck all of you and your lack of imagination.
Marinecorpselard went out for a walk
To find some hot bitches to suck his fat cock
Instead he got hit by some asshole in a truck
Who sped off away cuz he didn’t give a fuck
The moral of the story? Kill everyone that owns a truck, eventually we’ll get the bastard.
On a more serious note, as you can guess from the above work of quality poetry, our own Marinecorpselard did indeed get hit by some douchebag in a truck. Thankfully he’s ok. But he won’t be able to rock out and be metal for awhile, and for that we call for the driver’s head. We could probably turn it into a bong or something, y’know, for Lard to smoke his painkillers out of. We love you, dude! In a totally heterosexual sexual manly way.
I have a confession to make. Sometimes I just come up with a topic and then see what random shit comes up in an image search.
Those damned sounds from the sky. We’re going to die.
We shall soon return with something worthwhile, for now I present to you an assful of cock.
Yes, the chick's name is Suk Koch of SUK & KOCH Media (even better, the address is sukkoch.com!) HAW! HAW! …unless *gasp* it’s…intentional?