Marine Corpse

-=GREETINGS=-

Posted by Spatula Presiding in Public Service Announcments on July 1, 2010

and welcome. You have arrived at the Alpha and the Omega. If you’re a bit confused, please click on ‘About’ just above this post.

If you are a newcomer, please feel free to examine our growing collection of articles, colloquially known as “shit”. To your right, you will find connections to the various topics and features that we can be bothered with.

If you’re a returning worshiper, then please run amok as usual.

Have a great time, and don’t bother me when I’ve been drinking. I’ll rip out your heart and feed it to your children.

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After the Party

Posted by GrosPenor in Photos and Pictures on February 9, 2012

There’s nothing worse than waking up with a hangover, puke all over your bed, cocks drawn all over the walls of your house, and some bitch passed out in your dresser.

Actually it’s a photo called The Mung Pie 3 by a photographer named Alison Brady, but fuck all of you and your lack of imagination.

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Marinecorpselard: Get Well Soon!

Posted by GrosPenor in Public Service Announcments on January 26, 2012

Marinecorpselard went out for a walk
To find some hot bitches to suck his fat cock
Instead he got hit by some asshole in a truck
Who sped off away cuz he didn’t give a fuck

The moral of the story? Kill everyone that owns a truck, eventually we’ll get the bastard.

On a more serious note, as you can guess from the above work of quality poetry, our own Marinecorpselard did indeed get hit by some douchebag in a truck. Thankfully he’s ok. But he won’t be able to rock out and be metal for awhile, and for that we call for the driver’s head. We could probably turn it into a bong or something, y’know, for Lard to smoke his painkillers out of. We love you, dude! In a totally heterosexual sexual manly way.

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